FFS…

Be me.

Eat a slice of buttered bread during lunch.

Hear a crunchy noise.

Wait… buttered bread isn’t crunchy.

Don’t think about it.

Realise that maybe you ate something weird by accident.

Poke around in your mouth.

Feels weird.

Contort yourself to check an upper right molar in the mirror.

Uh oh.

Realise you’ve either broken a filling or chipped a tooth.

Dental appointment on Tuesday.

No pain or bleeding, so I’m really hoping it was filling.

FFS.