The Michael Show

I go to bed early
I wake up to an alarm
I cook a sensible breakfast
I leave early for work
I sit in traffic
I drive in the slow lane
I open the door for others
I do my job properly
I get paid a salary
I take a short lunch break
I finish on time
I open the door for others
I sit in traffic
I drive in the slow lane
I exercise for 30 minutes
I cook a sensible dinner
I go to bed early
I wake up to an alarm
I …