earendil-was-a-mariner:
Bilbo: *before the quest* I’m just gonna chill here and be respectable
Bilbo: *after the quest* I’m not leaving town until I can gather everyone in the Shire for a huge fuckin party just so I can tell them that they’re losers and disappear right in front of their fuckin faces.
Published on July 12, 2024 18:20