there’s a lesbian polycule of wild turkeys menacing my neighborhood with their approximately 30…

orowyrm:

orowyrm:

there’s a lesbian polycule of wild turkeys menacing my neighborhood with their approximately 30 collective children the last few days and this morning i opened the door to go walk to my car and one of the mamas was staring me down with murderous intent

she chased me screaming all the way to my car and then went back to baby patrol after i closed the door behind me

had to take pictures from a distance because as much as i respect their commitment to protecting their babies wild tu...