Some Lesser-Known Hobbit Meals

The standard Hobbit meals, we are told, are Breakfast, Second Breakfast , Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner, and Supper.

Really?

No Second Luncheon? No Midnight Snack?

Tolkien, you clearly don’t know your Hobbits.

In point of fact, Hobbits have only one meal.

Panhobbitaea.

One gigantic meal encompassing all–

Wait, this is a terrible idea. I think I’ll just go to bed.

 yours truly, 

  Jeff Mach

 

p.s. (I don’t ACTUALLY think this is a terrible idea. I might finish writing it. I’m just really tired right now. You Have Been Warned.)

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