Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?


Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.


Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?


Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can’t help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.


The Library!

For When Not Even God Can Help You!


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