intosnarkness:
intosnarkness:
In case any of you were ever worried that Hercules isn’t loved enough, today we went to the vet for a checkup and he made me hold him the entire time and a suspicious parade of vet techs came through to pet him and tell him how beautiful he is. The vet got to rub his belly. The lady at the front desk called him “husband material” again.
Everyone loves my fucking cat.
Lady in the waiting room: what a beautiful cat. What kind is he?
Me: a plastic-eating garbage animal
Lad...
Published on April 05, 2024 18:22