Me: damn this situation I’m in sure isn’t ideal, what am I gonna do about this

whirling-ghost:

morallygreyginger:

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

Me: damn this situation I’m in sure isn’t ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

(via @cryptidinthetheatrecellar) wait this is genius im going to start doing this

[ID: two screenshots of tumblr tags: #hate that guy. I hope he kills himself

image two: #ive tried to forcibly evict him and replace him with Toad Man #Toad Man is the exact same but instead of telling me to kill...