by Barb, last post from Key West for the year. We’ve had a lovely time.
Most of the email, FaceBook messages, web contact form responses, Instagram messages, etc. that I get are absolutely lovely. Many people enjoy the Maine Clambake Mysteries. Some people wonder what happened to Jane Darrowfield. Others send corrections, note typos, and so on.
Then there are some like this one.
I have just finished “Hopped Along” and enjoyed it. I am a 71 year man who grew up reading lots of children’s book. I even took a College course in Children’s Lit. Your story had Major Error which was confusing. I’m surprised it was published. Your friends and editors don’t do you favors by allowing your Mistake!!! The old man in the Top Hat was like “Uncle Wiggily” by Howard R. Garis; Not Peter Rabbit by Beatrix Potter. You need to make a Public Apology in your talks, newsletters, and website.
First Draft of Response
Dear Xxxx-
I am a 71-year-old woman who is Tired of Being Corrected by Old Men, particularly for sins I have not committed. Though your college professor from 50 years ago would be proud of your recall, your first grade teacher from 65 years ago must be weeping in the Great Beyond at your inability to read. I Never Wrote Anywhere that the old man in the top hat was Peter Rabbit. Julia’s nephew calls him the Easter Bunny. The Tales of Peter Rabbit is indeed a clue in the story but an entirely separate clue. I therefore Decline to Apologize on my website, newsletter or talks.
Yours Very Sincerely, etc., etc.
Too much?
Actual Response
Thanks so much for writing! I’m so glad you enjoyed “Hopped Along.”
Happy reading–
Seriously, don’t rush to reassure me. I’m not upset. I find these things funny. It’s not unusual for people to read things in the books and novellas that aren’t there. OR to say things that have actually happened to me are impossible and could never happen. OR to say people in Maine would never, ever say something I have heard people say many times. And (spoiler) when Julia broke up with Chris…Oy! I still get mail about that.
In reality, I’m glad people are moved enough and care enough to write. Even Mr. Uncle Wiggily above. And the truth is I am glad to have the mystery solved of who was the bunny in the top hat because I googled like mad many times and never found him.
And, as I said above, most of the mail I get is absolutely lovely. In fact, I got a beautiful email this week about the book coming in April that makes up for this one times 100.
Readers: Do you write to authors? Do you send corrections or is it fan mail or both? Writers: What is the most “interesting” piece of mail you’ve received?