Ameowsing.

What is the last thing you learned?

The last thing I learnt was my kitty is probably a superior being in disguise. In the months that the little terror has resided with me he has figured out that a Wellington boot is a great hiding place for the small things you need, don’t bother with the stuff that my humans don’t bother with, it’s the jangly things that they pick up when they leave me all alone, the white stuff they sprinkle on the food, that nasal spray the bigger human relies on so much. You know the types of things I’m talking about.

This is where the good stuff arrives

When I want attention all I have to do is push everything possible off the sides and they soon come running. When I want to go out I grab that blue item off the sideboard and run like hell, the human always picks it up when they go outside.

If I want a treat I listen to my human and that makes her think she’s taught me something, sucker!

I am not listening to you

This is the way of the cat. A wise person once said ‘if cat’s could text you back they just wouldn’t ‘ they are superior and what’s more, they know it and this dear friends is what I have learnt.