Guilty as charged or not

Have you ever broken the law and didn’t get caught, if so how?

It’s illegal to be drunk in a pub.
It’s an offence to handle a salmon and look at all suspicious.
It’s against the law to jump the queue at a tube station.
UK law states it’s illegal to linger after a funeral.
It’s an act of treason to put a British stamp upside down… All the above pulled from Google search

Definitely not

There you have it! Although I haven’t handled a salmon looking suspicious,, I have unknowingly committed the other ridiculous offences.