SMOKE Newsletter – Issue #1 – February 2024

EDITORIAL

Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Matter, then fire, then smoke, then nothing. This is the transition from the material to the immaterial, and smoke represents the final stage in the process. If God is pure consciousness, pure awareness, pure aliveness, pure being, pure nothingness; then smoke is the closest thing in existence to God.

I like to think – and I always hope – that I’m close to God. And there’s a fire that burns inside of me on a daily basis. My fire is the drive to change the world (and also the universe) for the better. I want to be a great person. I want to excel in all areas of my life. I want to have life in all its fullness, to echo John 10:10 in the Bible.

This newsletter is an opportunity for me to express myself. I have a wide variety of interests and talents, and considerable life experience. I want to share, to inspire, to provoke, and to inform.

I hope you will enjoy this monthly newsletter, which is exclusively for those subscribed to PerfectChaos.org. It will land in your inbox once a month. I know I will very much enjoy composing it.

NEWSLETTER #1: Smoke and Sex

The Parable of the Masturbating Man

There was a man who was conflicted over whether or not masturbation is a sin, so he took the issue to the Lord. The Lord said, “Is anyone being hurt by your actions?” He said, “I believe not, Lord.” “Then it is no sin,” replied the Lord.

The man consulted the Lord once more. “Surely, Lord, watching pornography is sinful?” The Lord replied, “Is anyone being harmed in the pornography you are watching?” The man said, “I believe they sometimes abuse one another.” God responded, “Then find some better pornography.”

Thanks be to God.

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FUN FACT: Did you know that the oldest woman who ever lived, Madame Jeanne Calment, was a vociferous smoker? The French supercentenarian died at the still young age of 122.

Jeanne Calment – Wikipedia

A Limerick

There was a young lady named Rhoda
Who ran an erotic pagoda
The walls of its halls
Were festooned with the balls
And the tools of the fools who bestrode her

Sex Advice

Jesus said that in order to enter the Kingdom of God, we need to be like little children. What he meant by this is mysterious, but I have found that an excellent approach to many areas of life is to act like a child.

In terms of sex, this means living in the moment; being spontaneous. You need to leave the cares of the day behind you and enter into the zone of playfulness. You might like to use toys. You might like to speak in a silly, make-believe language. You might like to throw things at the walls. You might get angry, then sad, then excited, then relieved, in a very short space of time.

All the joys of childhood with the added bonus of sexual satisfaction!

Thanks be to God.

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Inspiration

“Craft the life you want to enjoy and strive to make it perfect in every way.”

THUS ENDETH THIS MONTH’S NEWSLETTER