obituaries in the south are so funny, they’ll be talking about a man who spent his 72 years on this…

hamletthedane:

froody:

froody:

obituaries in the south are so funny, they’ll be talking about a man who spent his 72 years on this earth torturing his family and terrorizing the small town he was born into and saying shit like “he ascended to his eternal reward” “he rose to glory” like no baby he did not. “was called home” is my favorite euphemism because it fails to mention if it was God or Satan who wanted him back

the careful implied insult in that sentence is so crazy. that obituary writer was ...