The man will certainly go far.

So I was monitoring a class on Electronic Warfare this morning, and the instructor was talking about chaff - basically little bits of aluminum dispersed to clutter or jam radar.

Student: "It's a lot thinner than I thought. It kind of looks like hair."
Instructor; (Jokingly). "It is. We cut it off the redhead who works upstairs in the Orderly Room."
Student: "Cool! Chaff without a soul."