if i have to deal with pharmacy problems one more time i’m gonna quit my job and become a batman…

heymrverdant:

heymrverdant:

heymrverdant:

heymrverdant:

if i have to deal with pharmacy problems one more time i’m gonna quit my job and become a batman villain

they’ll call me the “serial piller” and my gimmick is that i’ll kill pharmaceutical executives with opioid-laced smoke bombs and poison darts. how will that work? idk shut up I’m a batman villain

batman will eventually beat me up and be like “you can’t poison people with opioids you criminal!” and then I’ll be like “cool I’ll just get a job wi...