[Caption: A clip from Phineas and Ferb. Dr. Doofenschmirz has...

[Caption: A clip from Phineas and Ferb. Dr. Doofenschmirz has Jeff McFarland, TV producer, and Perry the Platypus tied to chairs as he pitches his idea for a TV show.

Jeff: Just a thought, though. Can we give the platypus a girlfriend?

Doof: What! Never! Oh, suddenly you know my characters better than me?

(Perry smirks)

Doof: Forget it, I’m no sellout. I just crassly calculated commercial appeal in a mad quest for financial gain.

(Doof picks up his storyboard and walks away)

Doof: No, no, my a...