My family has started calling my cat “the beast” which is very funny considering she’s a 19yo…

bumblebeebats:

bumblebeebats:

bumblebeebats:

My family has started calling my cat “the beast” which is very funny considering she’s a 19yo arthritic old lady who needs help up and down the stairs. Not to mention she doesn’t really meow any more, just sits and stares at you, and im the only one who can reliably guess what she wants, so my parents are constantly messaging me “The beast awakens… I know not what she desires 😥😥” i feel like the chosen prophet of an eldritch god

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