We are all padewans in the presence of a master

So me and the guys I work with went to Tim Horton's this morning for our weekly Wednesday morning…um…safety meeting. As we entered, the police were escorting out an older gentleman (and by older I mean way older than I am) who was apparently unhappy with his hot chocolate and so threw it in the manager's face.

I have black belts in seven different martial arts. Over the years I've run a number of martial arts clubs, including the Royal Military College Jiu Jitsu club, and have been employed as an unarmed combat instructor in the military and for units like the Ontario Provincial Police Tactical and Rescue Unit.

To date I have never once used chocolate as a weapon. Clearly my training is lacking.