Every Weapon Is A Knife

I firmly believe that almost every weapon came be explained in terms of knives.

Rock? It’s kind of like a stone knife… only it’s blunt.

Spear? What you get when you lash a knife onto a stick.

Sword? A big knife.

Gun? It uses gunpowder to shoot little knives at people.

Chainsaw? It’s like a whole lot of little knives chained together and rotated really quickly.

Axe? A weirdly shaped knife attached to a stick.

Poison? Chemical knife.

Laser? If knives were made of light.

Rail gun? A way to throw kn...