Who Would Win?

Who would win in an epic confrontation involving:

Ninja RatsKung Fu CatsDinosaur WizardsMad Scientist Hamsters

I should point out that all four of these groups are likely to make an appearance at some point in my stories. The ninja rats have already made their appearance of course, and I’ve already written (or am writing) stories that involve Kung Fu Cats, Dinosaur Wizards, and Mad Scientist Hamsters.

Spoiler alert: The Dinosaur Wizards belong to an alternate version of Earth in which Sauri...