UPDATE FROM SCHMANCE

Chess is a popular spectator sport here, although they play a somewhat different version.

This friendly gentleman welcomes visitors to join him in a fun game involving cups and a ball. Many people enjoy it so much that afterward they give him money.

 To insure public safety, everything is prohibited.

Schmance contains many square feet of art. You can go to a museum and take photos of famous old paintings, then admire them later on your phone, just as the artists intended.

The locals claim that there is a famous tourist attraction around here somewhere, but we were unable to locate it.