UPDATE FROM SCHMANCE

Don't you hate it when you have to go to one place to buy products for your capillaires, and a different place to buy products for your ongles? Here you can find these things in one location. It's really convenient -- or, as the locals say, "All the water is marching."

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Also, they have erected giant Olympic rings in front of this building to symbolize the fact that the Olympics are coming. The rings are flanked by giant banners with winking emojis to symbolize the fact that they are just kidding about the Olympics.