Writing About "Ahem"

Someone just sent me an email suggesting I look at a BBC article on writing about "ahem." (His words.) Okay, it was my brother, so he's forgiven for being a bit too discreet. The suggestion probably has to do with a remark I made once about writing erotica, and he and my sister-in-law dared me to do it. I told them I would. But after I finish my WIP, and after I finish my graphic novel, and after . . .

Oddly enough, I really am considering it — by now you know I like a challenge. The thing...