I’m a FindAndEatStickDog!!

Hudson: Look mom, STICKS! There are STICKS melting outta the snow! I haven’t seen sticks for six months! WHEEE!!

Me: Ah, Hudson, the search dog people call that Self Rewarding. The vet people call that Not Smart.

Hudson: Search Dog, Smerch Dog. I’m a FindAndEatStickDog!!!!!