One there was a monster

It was hideous. Huge, inevitable. Tiny, like a virus. Ubiquitous like God.

It wanted to spread germs.

Why not germs?

So it did.

Now you’re dead.

Yay! Happy worms!

Oh, how I love you, and this is proof of my total and utter flaw.

You are gross.

Unkempt in body and soul.

Unspeable.

Leprous.

May you die in a rushing river that none might know you.

O,

I

hate

hate

hate

hate

hate

you.

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