You're Going To Want To Win This, Seriously - WINNERS ANNOUNCED!

Thanks to all of you for participating! The big winner is... Krista, who digs mocking her neighbor while he cuts his huge lawn with a weed wacker! (Krista, I like your style!) Also, I have your email address, so I've already sent you details on how to claim your prize. For everyone else, I'm so sorry the comments got screwy (and pleased at Typepad's quick fix!) As a thanks for your patience, I'm also awarding five second prizes and they go to... Marissa, who's into all the flowers, especially the flowering trees McKenzie, who loves the sun and thus, could never marry a Cullen (why do you hate sparkling vampires, McKenzie?) CJ, who, among other things, enjoys playing with her pups along the Gulf coast, and less so enjoys having to take Allegra Christine, with her white pants and orange tops (FYI, I've come around on orange, particularly for accessories) And Shawn, who is secure enough in his manhood to know a good read when he sees one I've also already emailed you guys. Again, thanks for playing and I'll do this again when I receive more copies of Jeneration X! * * * It's that time of year again - the snow is gone (at least it better be, unless Mother Nature's angling for a punch in the neck), the birds are chirping, and the verdant land is pumping out so much pollen that it's practically impossible to step outdoors without an asthma inhaler. Ah, spring! With perpetually runny...