KFS… Kung Fu Santa

Every year, I write at least one post in which Santa fights evil Australian wildlife. Far be it for me to miss a year.

“So…” Santa slipped the reins of the sleigh into the hands of the closest elf and got to his feet. “You’re finally here.”

Behind him, perched on the back of the sleigh, was the First Drop Bear. For countless years the two of them had waged an epic duel over the souls of mankind. Santa wanted nothing more than to bring good cheer and smiles to humanity. The First Drop Bear wa...