ThERe iS ABsoLuTeLY nO fRAud!

Okay, I lied. About there being no post, I mean. Though the title is obviously a lie too.

Yes, I can hear a lot of you huff “prove there was fraud” and “It was womyz/those darn kids/people who tan! The evil bastages! Not fraud.” Then there’s the subset of Libertarian crazy — they’re my people, doesn’t mean I don’t see where they’re insane — who assumes that the country is their own personal circle and huffs “It was those darn socons pushing soconny things.”

Frankly? You’re all full of ...