Poor Mojo's Almanac(k) Classic issue #422 (published February 19, 2009): "It could be a beaker full of death."

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Poor Mojo's Almanac(k) Classic issue #422 (published February 19, 2009)

It could be a beaker full of death.

Giant Squid: Ask the Giant Squid: In Search Of Tycho Brahe's Nose (A Tahitian Tale; part three of not more than four) by the Giant Squid[This piece has been pulled so we can prepare the forthcoming expanded, rectified, re-mastered, epic ebook edition. If you have any questions, please contact us at pmj.editors@poormojo.org]

Fiction: They're My Arms Now by Lane KareskaThe dogs jumped in their traces. Eight dogs divided into two columns. Forepaws in the dry snow. Their breath smoked in the arctic air. They'd only done ten miles since last night's camp and were eager to do more. The youngest whined about it aloud until one of his seniors nipped him silent. . . .

Poetry: Up to the Heavens by Alex GalperOutside, on a different planet

somewhere

Arctic winds chill

to the bone

and winter bites.

But here . . .

Rant: The Third Book of Occult Philosophy by Heinrich Cornelius AgrippaConcerning the bodies of Angels, there is a great dissension betwixt the late Divines, and Philosophers; for Thomas affirms that all angels are incorporeal, yea evil angels, yet that they do assume bodies sometimes, which after awhile they put off again; Dionysius in Divine Names strongly affirms that Angels are incorporeal. Yet Austin [Augustine] . . .