A Muggle Parent’s Questions About Academics at Hogwarts

Dear Hogwarts Admissions Office, My name is Kyle Massa and the only magic I know is the trading card game. Nonetheless, I’m considering sending my daughter to your school, provided you can answer some quick questions. First, what’s the approximate mortality rate among students? I ask because the brochure mentions giant spiders in the woods, […]

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