I'm Back! Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So....
I doubt anyone noticed...
but
I was silent online for a while.
I was actually busy for the past week.
I went out of town for a family emergency...
every thing is good now.
I'm back to my luscious computer... THE BLACK MAMBA
COOL NEW CRAP:
***I read The Haunted Vagina.
WOW!
It was hard to review the book so I'll just say adjetives to describe it.
Wet, smelly, wierd, unique, creative, slimy, fleshy, insane.
Additionally, I'd love to try the joint the author obviously was smoking when he wrote the book. Must have been some good stuff.
***I discovered a cool new indie author.
If you don't know her, then get to know her.
I loved the Fire Spirit series....
HOWEVER....
I thought the Warriors of Ankh series was just okay (but the book covers made me envious!) Love the covers.
***I'm still revising The Burning Bush. Yes. I know.
The revision process is a long process.
I currently have several people reading it this upcoming week. I can't wait to recieve the feedback.
Nothingelse goodreads related happened to me while I was gone... however...
My two daughers birthdays are both on the same day April 2!
Lily turned 6. Banyan turned 1.
Woop woop!
I doubt anyone noticed...
but
I was silent online for a while.
I was actually busy for the past week.
I went out of town for a family emergency...
every thing is good now.
I'm back to my luscious computer... THE BLACK MAMBA
COOL NEW CRAP:
***I read The Haunted Vagina.
WOW!
It was hard to review the book so I'll just say adjetives to describe it.
Wet, smelly, wierd, unique, creative, slimy, fleshy, insane.
Additionally, I'd love to try the joint the author obviously was smoking when he wrote the book. Must have been some good stuff.
***I discovered a cool new indie author.
If you don't know her, then get to know her.
I loved the Fire Spirit series....
HOWEVER....
I thought the Warriors of Ankh series was just okay (but the book covers made me envious!) Love the covers.***I'm still revising The Burning Bush. Yes. I know.
The revision process is a long process.
I currently have several people reading it this upcoming week. I can't wait to recieve the feedback.
Nothingelse goodreads related happened to me while I was gone... however...
My two daughers birthdays are both on the same day April 2!
Lily turned 6. Banyan turned 1.
Woop woop!
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Apr 04, 2012 10:42PM
Thanks girl! lol!!!
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April is *the* best month to be born. :D
Oh lord.... which means Damali's birthday is in April! lol!
Your daughters are sooo lucky to be sharing my birthday month. :)
They are also very lucky to look like me. :-|
lol! I was just thinking that.... I actually have a revived hope for them now since they share the month with you.... now they can be anything... president... doctor....
I noticed you were gone..... I was so sad and gloomy...But now everything is ok! Kenya is back!!!
And Happy Bday to your little ones!
Welcome back and Happy B-day to your babies!
Damali, you're an April baby too? Yay! My birthday is on Monday :)Welcome back Kenya. I missed your many updates. Happy belated birthday to your kiddies.
My bday is on the 16th. We are so special! :D
And a double hi-five to you, girl!Kenya might not want us to be hi-fiving on her page, lol, but we can do what we want!
Yup! Her kiddies are April babies too so she's just going to have to suck it up and extend that love to us! Haha!
Lmao!! You know you both have problems right? Lol
Welcome back! Im reading the Hounted now. Interesting...
Thanks Mistik! I must know what you think of that book!
ok I am gonna post my sad ass review here. I cant believe u got through it. u are a brave soul!
It was going no where and a bit gross. "in sixty-nine position, it's a bit awkward. I'm on top this time and her legs are closed"
...what? Why would they be closed!!!
Then and here comes my gag reflux "my tongue scratches against wiry black pubic hair while searching for her glowworm"
Okkk
"Stacy spreads her lips out farther. I help her, pushing the labia apart, peering in. The hole might be wide at the opening but...I dig my hand inside..."
I mean, what else can I say.
It was going no where and a bit gross. "in sixty-nine position, it's a bit awkward. I'm on top this time and her legs are closed"
...what? Why would they be closed!!!
Then and here comes my gag reflux "my tongue scratches against wiry black pubic hair while searching for her glowworm"
Okkk
"Stacy spreads her lips out farther. I help her, pushing the labia apart, peering in. The hole might be wide at the opening but...I dig my hand inside..."
I mean, what else can I say.
lol!YEah I flinched that whole chapter....
But I had to see what was up with this chick's vagina.
But what's really funny is that I am reading this book while I'm at the hospitol with my family (they read alot of books)... so every five or so minutes a family member asks me, "Hey what are you reading?"
I kept giving them fake names.
My sister catches me on the lies... so I admit it to them!
"Damn it! I'm reading The Haunted Vagina."
So no one asked me what I was reading anymore that trip.
well I forgot my goodreads timeline "current reads" go on my FB page. half my family wants to hear my thoughts. =/
P.S. I got my erotica moderator in my group to read ur
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P.S. I got my erotica moderator in my group to read ur
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i mean it was short enough like only 100 pages or so, it was expensive...i tried returining it to amazon...no luck =)
anyway, I was just gagging and then at about 25% that was that
anyway, I was just gagging and then at about 25% that was that
Mistik wrote: "i tried returining it to amazon...no luck =)"No luck? Did you try within a week?
I DID within the week! I know! sad really...maybe i should try again
...no go
...no go
yeah, we will read
as soon as I have about 80 members. I promise! i will let you know when I return from my vacay...YEYyy.
the incubus hunter will be a go also if my mod likes it. =)
as soon as I have about 80 members. I promise! i will let you know when I return from my vacay...YEYyy. the incubus hunter will be a go also if my mod likes it. =)
wow! Thanks so much! I'll be sure to invite more people! lol!
Mistik wrote: "I DID within the week! I know! sad really...maybe i should try again...no go"
That sucks. :-/
You may already know this, but they changed the refund process, so you no longer have to email them. You can now manage refunds yourself from the Books portion of your Manage Your Kindle page.
Right that's how I did it. Easy stuff. Great!
@ Kenya
I may have forgotten to send you an email about but we read only new/upcoming authors. I have about 8-10 authors on board. some send us chapters for review and such. I have a mod who is a critique and a writer. and another mod just for erotica. we only read Adult PNR new authors...no ward, andrews, ione and such...
I may have forgotten to send you an email about but we read only new/upcoming authors. I have about 8-10 authors on board. some send us chapters for review and such. I have a mod who is a critique and a writer. and another mod just for erotica. we only read Adult PNR new authors...no ward, andrews, ione and such...
Glad you're back! The hubs birthday is in April, so I'm sure he'd be high fiving in this thread as well. I hope your family emergency turned out for the best. iCan't with The Haunted Vagina...JUST CANNOT! LOL!
lol!! You are missing out with the haunted vagina... at least I can say that I have batteled a haunted vagina!!And I am proud!
(kind of)
Double high-five your husband for me! :D
KW
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