Problem Child...

Does your child drive you insane by crying and/or screaming at the top of their voice? I may have a solution for you! Record their bawling and playback the tantrum at the same volume, and put it on loop. Make sure the child is present in the room when you hit play on their glorious caterwauling. If this does not solve the problem, well, good energies and good luck.

Inspiration Source: a neighbor who shall not be named. Even if I were to name them, you can't hear my voice over the high-pitched wailing of their 'demonic overlord' child.