Quintessence of Dust now available to download for FREE

I’m writing this as the large hand creeps toward 1am in the morning, UK time. My head is clouded by Angostura Bitter, Tate & Lyle sugar, cream soda and Red Stag by Jim Beam. From what I remember of the night proceeding this moment is a fragmented account of a film starring Justin Timberlake where time is a commodity, but acting isn’t. There was, as my tongue will contest, mature cheddar cheese crisps and too much garlic in my dinner. Punctuating the monotony of the film, and the sips of Old-Fashion, was news from Pablo D’Stair at KUBOA that my short story collection, Quintessence of Dust, is now available to buy and/or download for FREE. Yes, FREE!

Don’t think for one moment I’d prefer you buy the book rather than download. It matters not. In truth, I’d prefer you to download, and then tell everyone you know to download, and so on and so on until every Kindle or e-reader in the world is polluted with my words. But if that’s not possible, then all I can ask is that you download the book and, if you’re feeling generous, and have the time, add a comment or review. I’m not even bothered if the review is good. If it's bad I will simply glean your IP address from the Smashwords site and hunt you down, whereby upon meeting you, insert a hot potato up your rectum. I have the power to do this, and the knowledge. But not the potatoes.

So please, follow the links provided. That my “refresh” button will be broken within a month to see if anyone has left a review should not influence you in any shape or form. But just so you know, I’m buying potatoes tomorrow.

Also check out the rest of the KUBOA crew, including works by...

Nigel Bird
Edward J Rathke
Mel Bowsworth
Chris Deal
Pat King
Sarah D'Stair
Corey Mesler
Josh Spilker
and J Bradley

Thanks.

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