TANSTAAFL DAY 1- In Which The Writer Tries to Fund the Blog

So, here we go, day 1.THE GOAL IS 50,000 DOLLARS

This is a combined fundraiser and “pardon our dust” since everything is conspiring to make this go really weird.

THE PITCH:

Donate to According to Hoyt, because I spend a lot of time, sweat and tears on this blog, and a laborer is worthy of her pay.

THE TOO LONG/DIDN’T READ:

This is not an emergency. Repeat: this is not an emergency. Do not head for the basement, do not put on your pith helmet. You can hug your cats, but you...