LibreOffice restarted my computer, and forced an update. Twice!

 

In the early hours of May 13th, I stepped away from my computer. And when I came back, it was rebooting! Sheeyit, I never gave it permission to do that. After it finally came back up, a new LibreOffice icon was smirking at me, from the upper left corner of my desktop. So I vented some of my outrage on the LibrOffice help forum:
https://ask.libreoffice.org/t/libreoffice-restarted-my-computer-and-forced-an-update/77483

They basically said I was crazy, and tried to silence me. So I went away, with my tail between my legs.

But then, in the early hours of May 26th, IT HAPPENED AGAIN! SAME D*MN THING, IN THE SAME D*MN WAY!!
https://ask.libreoffice.org/t/libreoffice-restarted-my-computer-and-forced-an-update-2nd-occurrence/77972

Once again, they said I was crazy, and tried to shut me up. These guys are very predictable. And obnoxious. It's like they wanna out-Microsoft Microsoft. And it looks like they're succeeding. Congrats, guys!