Next we will Rescue Cavor from the Kalkars of Sulva!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/6564304/Nasas-LCROSS-mission-proves-once-and-for-all-there-is-water-on-the-Moon.html

I love this headline:

Nasa's LCROSS mission proves once and for all there is water on the Moon. A new chapter in space exploration has been opened up after Nasa confirmed that their mission to bomb the Moon had found "significant quantities" of frozen water.
Any headline that contains the phrase "NASA confirmed their mission to BOMB THE MOON had found..." is a winner.

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