Socks: Threat or Menace?

I recently googled to try to figure out if I was allergic to my new socks. (Yes, even after several washes.)

Causes of itching on the soles of the feet, according to Dr. Google:

1. Diabetes

2. Cancer.

3. Kidney Disease.

4. Biliary Cirrhosis.

5. Cancer.

6. Athlete's Foot.

7. Cancer.

42. Sock Allergy.

I drank nothing but celery juice for a week stopped wearing those socks and my diabetes, cancer, kidney disease, biliary cirrhosis, cancer, athlete's foot, and cancer was CURED!

I think I'll write a book.

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