The Perfectly Adequate Flood

Once, there was a flood which threatened to destroy all sense of narrative.

There was a brave Knight who went forth to battle it, only to return home in a terrible snit with a minor head cold.

There was a beautiful Princess who tied herself to a stone as sacrifice, only to (rather later) report, with some disgust, that rain didn’t actually have any interest in reading princesses.

A wise Wizard went to save then. He failed.

There was an impertinent prince who had been turned into a frog for his un-Princely behavior. And HE was just fine.

Life isn’t at all fair, sometimes.

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