Getting Old

I had to ask my daughter what "Twerk" meant. She referred me to a video. I watched, fascinated, and then attempted to do it in a mirror with little success, because I figure thigh fat jiggling and twerking are two different thangs.

The singer sang about twerking surrounded by other women who shook their abundant asses with enviable skill. They vibrated it, they stood in place with their it moving like it was on batteries, they isolated those muscles, they could probably make the damn...