When You're Not Looking

I was at the hospital yesterday and looking for parking. Now, for anyone who's ever been to the Mis, you know the outdoor lot has limited spacing. If you're really clever you make your appointment early—especially in winter, when the snow clearing takes some of the spots. I lapped the lot a few times and lucked out by finding the last spot, which made me feel a little bad for the girl who came after me.

As I got out of the truck, I noticed that if I rearranged my vehicle, I could make a...