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NASA decided to reject the astronaut candidate after tests revealed she could only steer left. “Oh, great. Thanks to your meeting invite, I just discovered I’m half deaf.” “I highly enjoyed your shallow, irrelevant comment, in several physical dimensions.” Ultimately, the jaundiced skinhead was forced to admit that tinnitus was the least of his problems. “Dude I’m, like, so lol-ing that it makes your side of my head hurt and, like, stuff.” “I seem to have a dyslexic issue with parentheses...