1. Why, when I stayed up until 3 AM last night, have I been awake since 6:45 this morning? Could it have to do with the fact that I saw Chris again yesterday and am now sort of re-convinced that he hates me? Or with having gone to the Walgreens at 1 AM, bought half a dozen Krispy Kremes, and devoured five of them (I can't even look at that last glazed)? Or both?
2. Why did I just spend an hour reading My Little Pony ableism drama when my only previous contact with MLP has been the successful hoodoo of weighing down a Rainbow Dash doll with a horseshoe and sinking it to the bottom of a big bowl of water labeled "Lake Pontchartrain," then sticking the whole mess in the freezer, on the day of Super Bowl XLIV (Saints vs. Colts)?
Published on March 02, 2012 15:11