7 Days To Go

The Sheep Dragon is coming out on Audible in seven days (10th of August). To celebrate, how about a joke?

“Hey, Katie,” Timmy drawled. “Do you want to hear a joke?”

Katie sighed. “Is this going to be another one of your lame jokes?”

“Lame? I’ll have you know that my jokes are hilarious. Sam told me so.”

“Master, as much as I love Sam, he is a trans-dimensional protoplasmic horror. I’m not sure his sense of humour counts.”

“That’s horrible slander. Of course, his sense of humour counts.” Timmy g...