Wanted

I don’t really know why I own this movie, but I do.

I remember seeing it in theaters, thinking it was mildly entertaining, and then, for some reason, deciding that I would like to have a copy of it on my movie shelf for the rest of my life. Alcohol may have been involved. Things get hazy. It’s a serviceable Star Wars-type hero journey with a lot of swearing, blood, and gunplay. It fails to connect emotionally on any level and never rises above its innate silliness, but for two hours, thin...