Lost in Space

I don’t know what psychopath decided to spend so much money on a movie version of Lost In Space, but I can say that the completely heedless application of money, special effects, and ornate set design represents the only joys in this completely misguided first step in trying to create a new franchise from a quaint, old television show. The story itself is such a giant jumble of ideas and an ensemble all working in different directions that nothing settles into a groove long enough for an aud...