A Great Kouign Amann, in Paris

I'm not going to say a thing, because I'm certain I did the same thing back in the day. But a lot of people who are en route to Paris are always asking me where they can find things like bouillabaisse, a true salade Niçoise, or Kig ha farz, and when I answer, "You can't", they either don't believe me, or get irked because they think I'm being elusive and keeping those addresses a secret and probably say mean things about me behind my back.

To get those things, you need to go where...