Generation Tweety

(How to name 70 million kids)
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This week, in-between bouts of trying to remember how many masks I’m supposed to wear, I learned a few things about the “Millennials” generation. For one thing, they got here too soon.

According to whoever decides these things, the Millennials were born between 1981 and 1996 … which is four or more years before the millennium even got here. The fact that they showed up early is doubly confusing because I’ve yet to meet anybody under the age of 40 wh...