The Simpsons- Epic

This past Sunday was the 500th episode of The Simpson's which is epic.  Homer Simpson is one of my most favorite people on the entire planet, and yes I do realize that he's not real.  I was excited to see what awesome quotes he would throw out during the episode, and I wasn't disappointed at all.  So just to keep it short and sweet, here are the two most awesome quotes from The Simpson's 500th episode:

"Liza, everyone knows that dragons don't attack.  Jeez.  Pick up a book."

"Don't worry.  My last words will be, I can outrun that lion!"