Wrong Way, Feldman

I want to walk (or run) the wrong way down a one-way aisle.

There are direction arrows just about everywhere you go now. They tell you which way you are supposed to go through the supermarket. They tell you which way to go through the department store. They tell you which way to go down the hall of your school. And of course, they tell you to make sure you are six feet apart from everybody else.

I see these one way and social distancing signs every day at our school. (They have actually di...