Virtually Disturbed
Right now, there’s a sense of anticipation tinged with foreboding. You can pretend you don’t know it’s coming, but the hairs on the back of your neck know better.
Deeply Disturbed Donuts, a new eBook from Ubiquitous Bubba, is available for pre-order from your usual sites. I should warn you. The donuts described in this novella may deliver more than a sugar rush and a coronary assault. If it makes you feel any better, most of the effects will probably not be permanent.
The rational portion of your brain, the area used to crunch numbers, abandon social media, and keep your mouth shut during meetings, might assure you that a story is essentially virtual. It poses no threat to you at all. The irrational portion, however, is not so easily fooled. This is a story about risks, after all. Well, there’s also a secret underground lab, human experimentation, a homemade space-car, aliens, clones, and donuts.
Okay, I should clarify one other thing. I know what some of you are thinking. Let me make this a little clearer for you. When you download Deeply Disturbed Donuts, you’re getting an eBook, not a box of donuts. You read about them. You don’t eat them. I know. That’s very disappointing, I agree. The technology that would allow you to download physical donuts from the Internet is not widely available. Yes, you could use a 3D printer, but if you think about it for a moment, I’m sure you’ll find the downside. Of course you could order some donuts online for delivery, but that’s not the same thing.
I think we’re off course. Risks. We were talking about those. Sometimes, it’s better to face risks than to let them creep up on you and wrap their paws around your ankles at the top of the stairs. Pre-order your copy of Deeply Disturbed Donuts and you’ll be notified as soon as it’s available to download. You do not want this one lurking around in the darkness behind the couch.
Here are some links to sites where you can check it out for yourself.
